1 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:54,054 Listen to me. Killing a few hostages is not sufficient. 2 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:58,892 The Americans must be made to suffer. We must humiliate them. 3 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,979 You do not go far enough, General Amin. 4 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:05,816 We must strip their entrails out and drive them to Damascus, 5 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,402 until they include us in the peace process. 6 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:14,616 Nonsense. This solution is not bold enough for Libya. 7 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:18,328 I say, wipe out Washington and New York. 8 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:22,416 What? And spoil three years of good public relations. 9 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,460 I have the Americans believing I'm a nice guy. 10 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:29,131 In some of their polls I am more popular than their president. 11 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:36,680 Gentlemen. Gentlemen! This is getting us nowhere. 12 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:39,808 If we do nothing else this week, 13 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:46,648 we must conceive at least one terrorist act that will show all the world 14 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:52,070 that the United States, the Great Satan, is but a paper tiger! 15 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:58,243 A weak nation, a weak people, a people ripe for destruction! 16 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,705 Cowards no longer willing to fight. 17 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,561 I knew it! 18 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,224 Hey, who are you? 19 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,894 I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad. 20 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,606 And don't ever let me catch you guys in America. 21 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:45,387 Thirty-eight, 39, 40. It's all here. 22 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:50,058 This completes our first shipment of heroin. 100% pure. 23 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,769 It better be. All 40 kilos. 24 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:55,647 Final shipment will be delivered in three days. 25 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:58,525 -Then we'll expect payment. -Don't worry. 26 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,599 Police! Throw down your guns. 27 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,456 Kill him. 28 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,802 No! 29 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:46,717 It's a great day for Americans everywhere. This man alone... 30 00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,228 There he is! 31 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:01,398 No, no flowers. Thank you. 32 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,233 Welcome home, Frank. Good work in Beirut. 33 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,860 We all heard what you did. 34 00:08:04,943 --> 00:08:07,237 Thank you, Ed. I just want to know one thing. 35 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,615 Is it true what you wrote me about Victoria? 36 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:13,035 I'm afraid so, Frank. She just ran off with some guy. 37 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:15,746 They got married last week. 38 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:19,958 Then it's all over. All of this is meaningless. 39 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:24,880 I did everything for her. And now she's gone. 40 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:29,051 And you came down here to get a hot story, didn't you? 41 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,178 Pictures of me to send your lousy newspapers. 42 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,304 -Frank... -Sure, you think I'm a big hero, 43 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,015 the man of the hour. 44 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:40,229 Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside? 45 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,648 Frank, they're not here for you. 46 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,900 Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane. 47 00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,783 What about the wedding? What was she wearing? 48 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:56,495 Don't torture yourself, Frank. Just put her out of your mind. 49 00:08:56,578 --> 00:09:00,499 I can't get her out of my mind. What about the guy? 50 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:03,335 -You know anything about him? -Not much. 51 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:07,422 Just that he's an Olympic gymnast, and it's the best sex she's ever had. 52 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,679 I trusted her. Followed my heart foolishly. 53 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,015 I'm going to have to learn to forget. 54 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,892 That's why I vacationed in Beirut, 55 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:22,729 to get her out of my mind, find some peace. 56 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,439 It's not gonna be easy. 57 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,775 Everywhere I look something reminds me of her. 58 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:33,115 Maybe it's just that cops and women don't mix. 59 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,535 What about Nordberg? I came as soon as I heard. 60 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:38,912 He's alive, Frank, though he's on life support. 61 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:42,207 Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living. 62 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,626 Though there's only a 10% chance of that. 63 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:12,112 Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. 64 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:16,533 -Where would you like it sent? -Frank, I'm so glad you came. 65 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,077 It's good to see you. I came as soon as I heard. 66 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,163 -Thank you, Frank. -You bet. 67 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,415 -Where's Nordberg? -He's right here. 68 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:27,878 Right. Nordberg. It's me, Frank. Your buddy. 69 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,341 I'll get it! I'll get it! 70 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,221 Get the switch on the bottom of the bed. 71 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:45,187 Nordberg. It's me, Frank. 72 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,772 Who did this to you? 73 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,607 I love you. 74 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,693 I love you, too, Nordberg. 75 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,362 Who were they? 76 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:57,616 -Ship... Boat. -That's right, Nordberg. A boat. 77 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,077 When you're better, we'll go sailing together on a boat. 78 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,121 We'll take a cruise just like last year. 79 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:05,290 -Drugs. -Hey, Nurse. 80 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,918 Give this man some drugs. Quick! Can't you see he's in pain? 81 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,421 -Give him a shot. Quickly. -No, no, heroin. 82 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,382 Heroin, Frank. 83 00:11:14,216 --> 00:11:16,635 Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order. 84 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,887 You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one. 85 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:26,562 My poor Nordberg. He was such a good man, Frank. 86 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,314 He never wanted to hurt anyone. 87 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,899 Who would do such a thing? 88 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,568 It's hard to tell. 89 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,237 A roving gang of thugs? A blackmailer? 90 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,948 An angry husband? A gay lover? 91 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,576 Frank, get a hold of yourself. 92 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:47,207 Good cop. Needlessly cut down and ambushed by some cowardly hoodlum. 93 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:50,627 -That's no way for a man to die. -You're right, Ed. 94 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:54,006 A parachute not opening, that's a way to die. 95 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,717 Getting caught in the gears of a combine. 96 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,635 Having your nuts bitten off by a Laplander. 97 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,262 That's the way I want to go. 98 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,726 Frank. This is terrible. 99 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,062 Don't you worry. Your husband will be all right. 100 00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:13,025 Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. 101 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,361 Never let a doubt enter your mind. 102 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,114 He's right, Wilma, but I wouldn't wait till the last minute 103 00:12:19,198 --> 00:12:20,782 to fill out those organ donor cards. 104 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,539 What I'm trying to say is that, Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, 105 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,416 he's welcome back at Police Squad. 106 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,961 Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but I think that's only common sense. 107 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:40,969 Wilma, can you think of any reason that Nordberg was at the waterfront last night? 108 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:47,976 No. But I found this at home in a drawer. 109 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,187 A photograph. 110 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:54,733 l Luv You. Out of Caracas. 111 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,152 A Panamanian ship. 112 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:02,574 Frank, when Nordberg said "I love you", he was telling you the name of the ship. 113 00:13:02,658 --> 00:13:05,160 I realize that now. 114 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,204 We'd better check this out. 115 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,748 I want every available man on this. 116 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,416 I can't spare anybody, Frank. 117 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,419 You know we're in charge of security for Queen Elizabeth's visit. 118 00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:17,422 -I'm short-handed already. -Wilma, I promise you, 119 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,800 whatever scum did this, not one man in this force 120 00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,553 will rest for one minute until he's behind bars. 121 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,513 -Now, let's grab a bite to eat. Come on. -Yeah. 122 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:33,772 Due to the extraordinary efforts of some of our civic leaders, 123 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:38,402 Queen Elizabeth has included the City of Los Angeles 124 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,655 as one of the three cities she will visit during her American tour. 125 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:48,704 Mayor, will the city hire additional police officers during the Queen's visit? 126 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:53,709 We have placed the Queen's security in the hands of Police Squad, 127 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:56,753 a special division of the police department, 128 00:13:56,837 --> 00:14:00,257 represented here today by Lieutenant Frank Drebin. 129 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,054 Thank you, Your Honor. 130 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,765 -Protecting the safety of the Queen... -Louder! 131 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:13,896 -You can use my radio mike. -Thank you. 132 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,698 Thank you, Your Honor. Protecting the safety of the Queen 133 00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:29,036 is a task that is gladly accepted by Police Squad. 134 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:33,207 No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, 135 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:37,419 as Americans, we must be gracious and considerate hosts. 136 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,341 Thank you, Lieutenant Drebin. 137 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,428 Of course, we all have a stake in seeing 138 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:51,183 that this portion of the Queen's American goodwill tour is... 139 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:56,855 We can all take pride that the Queen has chosen our city to visit. 140 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,822 Indeed, it is for all the people 141 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:11,078 who will be able to share in the celebration... 142 00:15:12,829 --> 00:15:14,456 Especially... 143 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,960 Will be... 144 00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:22,047 The Queen's public appearances. 145 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,857 We also would like... 146 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:01,879 Ed and I drove down to the docks where Nordberg had been found floating. 147 00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,714 floating face down in the water. 148 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,967 When there are no leads, you have to start somewhere, 149 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,844 and that somewhere was the harbor area. 150 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,554 Please disperse. 151 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:16,643 Please disperse! There's nothing for you to see here. Keep moving! 152 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,688 -Where did they find Nordberg? -Right out there, Frank. 153 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:21,398 -You want to take a dinghy? -No, no. 154 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:23,317 I took care of that at the press conference. 155 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:27,863 It doesn't make sense, you know. Good policeman, bright future... 156 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,656 Something like this happens. 157 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,617 He was found by the night watchman. 158 00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,703 We better check around. I'll talk to the harbor master. 159 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,705 I'll walk around the docks and take a snoop. 160 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,339 -Yeah? -Lieutenant Drebin, Police Squad. 161 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:50,177 -I remember you, Drebin. What do you want? -I want to ask you some questions. 162 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,638 You familiar with that face? 163 00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,641 I don't know. My memory ain't so great. 164 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,309 Yeah? 165 00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:00,437 -Maybe this'll refresh your memory. -Still kind of hazy. 166 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:02,689 -How about this? -Yeah, I remember. Used to see him around. 167 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:03,982 Why do you want to know? 168 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:07,194 -I can't tell you that. -Maybe this'll help. 169 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:11,031 -I really don't think I should. -You still don't think so? 170 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,574 All right, his name is Nordberg. He's a cop. 171 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,785 -He was no cop, he was dealing H. -What? 172 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,746 -I'm telling you, he was dirty. -Sniveling scum, 173 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,122 I ought to run you right now. 174 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,165 All right, he worked at Ludwig's Shipping. 175 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:23,126 He tried to push something on one of my boys. I swear. 176 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,502 What are you gonna do about it, copper? 177 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,128 Why should I tell you? 178 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,508 -Maybe this'll help? -I still don't think I should tell you. 179 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,177 Can you spot me a twenty? How about now? 180 00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:35,931 I'm going down to Ludwig's office. I'll find out if you're telling the truth. 181 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,896 Vincent Ludwig presided over one of the largest corporations in the city. 182 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,232 A respected businessman, a civic leader. 183 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:49,069 The Mayor had made him chairman of the Queen's reception committee. 184 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,488 Now I was getting ready to question him on drugs 185 00:17:51,572 --> 00:17:53,490 and attempted murder on his own docks. 186 00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:02,249 -Mr. Ludwig. -Yes... 187 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:04,793 Lieutenant Drebin to see you, sir. 188 00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,298 Show him in. 189 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,722 -Lieutenant... -The feeling is mutual. 190 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,308 Nice to meet you, too. 191 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:24,438 -Cuban? -Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales. 192 00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,441 Sit down. 193 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:31,361 -Magnificent office you have here. -Thank you, Lieutenant. 194 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:35,949 Most of the objects in this room I have collected over a period of many years. 195 00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:39,494 A Gainsborough, Ming vases... Priceless. 196 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:45,250 They are objects which I feel reflect my personality. 197 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:49,838 Like the Japanese fighting fish... Beautiful, graceful, elegant. 198 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:56,929 And yet, single-minded of purpose and deadly when it finds what it wants. 199 00:18:57,346 --> 00:19:02,434 This particular one is valued at over $ 20,000. 200 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,854 A luxury item, to be certain, but as you can see, 201 00:19:05,938 --> 00:19:10,776 I am a man who appreciates the finer things in life. This... 202 00:19:10,859 --> 00:19:15,614 This is a rare samurai pen, a gift from Emperor Hirohito. 203 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:20,077 Unbreakable, impervious to everything but water. 204 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:24,581 -Its value is beyond estimation. -Most fascinating. 205 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:29,586 But I'm sure you didn't pay me this visit to hear a lecture on fine art, Lieutenant. 206 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:31,964 To what do I owe the honor? 207 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:36,385 I'm investigating the attempted murder of one of your dock workers... 208 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:42,391 A man named Nordberg, a police officer. 209 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:48,522 -He's still alive, then? -He was shot six times. 210 00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,191 Fortunately, the bullets missed vital organs, 211 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,569 and the salt water preserved him. 212 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:58,323 So they were able to get him to the hospital in time? 213 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:02,452 Yes, he's in the intensive care ward of Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle. 214 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:06,290 Well, this certainly comes as a shock to me, Lieutenant. 215 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:10,335 But I am not the kind of man who takes this type of thing lightly 216 00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:14,756 and there is no room in my organization for criminal activity. 217 00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:15,966 Look out there! 218 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,595 A vast commercial development built by me. 219 00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,265 Do you have any idea what was out there just five years ago? 220 00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:27,269 You bet you do. Orange groves, 221 00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,230 acres of them, as far as the eye can see. 222 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,608 Now that land is able to generate 223 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,611 ten times the amount of profit per square foot. 224 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:37,946 Are you all right, Lieutenant? 225 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:40,991 Let me get you some Kleenex. 226 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:48,874 Has this officer... What's his name? Nordberg been able to 227 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,126 tell you anything? 228 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,298 Well, of course he hasn't been able to tell us a thing so far, 229 00:20:56,465 --> 00:20:59,593 but as soon as he regains consciousness, 230 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,221 we'll see if he can still play the guitar. 231 00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:04,723 I beg your pardon? 232 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:07,351 I've taken up too much of your time already. 233 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,645 I'd like to look at your employment records now 234 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:12,231 and speak to someone in Personnel, if you don't mind, of course. 235 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:17,194 Of course. Dominique, will you please send in Miss Spencer? 236 00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:20,030 As you know, I am quite busy making 237 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,908 last-minute arrangements for the royal visit, 238 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:26,495 but I'll have my assistant provide you with anything you need. 239 00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,373 You've been very cooperative. I'll make a note of that in my report. 240 00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:31,250 My pleasure. 241 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:39,341 Miss Spencer, this is Lieutenant Frank Drebin from Police Squad. 242 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:42,427 Hello, Mr. Drebin... 243 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:45,430 Hello. 244 00:22:08,996 --> 00:22:12,916 Her hair was the color of gold in old paintings. 245 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:17,254 She had a full set of curves, 246 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:21,258 and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. 247 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,054 She was giving me a look I could feel in my hip pocket. 248 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:31,602 Yep, this was starting to get interesting. 249 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,777 -Nice beaver! -Thank you. 250 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,114 -I just had it stuffed. -Let me help you with that. 251 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:50,162 This should be what you're looking for, Lieutenant, 252 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:53,207 shipping and employment records for pier 32. 253 00:22:53,290 --> 00:22:54,750 Thank you. 254 00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:57,586 I've heard police work is dangerous. 255 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,756 It is. That's why I carry a big gun. 256 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,967 Aren't you afraid it may go off accidentally? 257 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,427 I used to have that problem. 258 00:23:06,512 --> 00:23:09,640 -What did you do about it? -I just think about baseball. 259 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,062 That's a honey of an ankle bracelet you've got there. 260 00:23:16,313 --> 00:23:18,273 Did it slip down there again? 261 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:22,152 Yes, well, I'll go through this as fast as I can 262 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,488 and get them back to you tomorrow, maybe. 263 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:28,784 That'll be fine. But there's no rush. I mean, whenever you're through. 264 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:33,121 Thank you. I wish there were some way I could repay you. 265 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,373 How about dinner? 266 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:38,085 I know this little out of the way place that serves great Viking food. 267 00:23:38,627 --> 00:23:40,963 That's quite a tempting offer, Lieutenant. 268 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,090 But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to get my rest this evening, 269 00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,217 tomorrow being Arbor Day and all. 270 00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,761 Of course. Perhaps some other time. 271 00:23:48,053 --> 00:23:51,348 -How about a raincheck? -Well, let's just stick to dinner. 272 00:23:51,807 --> 00:23:54,601 Thank you for your help, Miss Spencer. 273 00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,273 -My pleasure. -Well? 274 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:02,192 Mr. Ludwig! You startled me. 275 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:04,570 I'm sorry, my dear. 276 00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:07,197 I just wanted to know if you got the lieutenant what he wanted. 277 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,741 Yes, I gave him copies of the files for pier 32. 278 00:24:09,825 --> 00:24:12,202 Good. That's good. 279 00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:17,666 He's an intriguing fellow, this Lieutenant Drebin, don't you think? 280 00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:23,130 I don't know. I've only just met him. He seems very nice. 281 00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:26,758 Jane, I realize this is an unusual request. 282 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:29,678 But if there is something illegal going on in this company, 283 00:24:29,761 --> 00:24:33,974 I need to know everything about it so we can root out any wrongdoers. 284 00:24:34,057 --> 00:24:37,269 That's why I want you to... Well... 285 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:42,191 To get to know Lieutenant Drebin a little better, find out what he knows. 286 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,444 Don't you think this is best handled by the police? 287 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:48,822 We are letting the police handle it, my dear, 288 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:51,783 but this company needs to know the facts quickly, 289 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:54,411 before anything gets into the newspapers. 290 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:58,999 Don't forget, I have a responsibility to the stockholders. 291 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,878 Well, if you put it that way. 292 00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,465 -Yes, I'll do my best. -That's better. 293 00:25:10,552 --> 00:25:12,221 I'm sure you will. 294 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,522 It was about 4:00 p.m. when I returned to Police Squad. 295 00:25:23,524 --> 00:25:25,734 I figured I'd stop by and see what the lab boys 296 00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,653 had come up with on Nordberg's jacket. 297 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,488 The one they'd found on the dock. 298 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:34,076 You can tell a lot from fiber samples if they aren't too wet, 299 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:36,870 and I was hoping in this case we wouldn't come up dry. 300 00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,497 Hey, look out! 301 00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,543 Police! Halt! 302 00:25:51,552 --> 00:25:56,431 Did anybody catch the license plate? Anybody get a look at the driver? 303 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:04,147 Take the names of everybody here for questioning. 304 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:07,943 I've got to get inside. 305 00:26:15,284 --> 00:26:18,370 Hi, Ed, Ted. You got those fiber samples yet? 306 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:20,622 -We've got some action out there. -What's up? 307 00:26:20,956 --> 00:26:23,250 We're testing that new anti-graffiti wall. 308 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,294 Looks like we have a few customers. 309 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,337 It's set to react when the spray hits the sensors. 310 00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:35,220 -You've done it again. Mazel tov! -Good work, Ted. 311 00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:39,391 -What will you lab boys think of next? -Now that you mention it. 312 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,644 Here's something we developed only yesterday. 313 00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:47,149 To the casual observer, an ordinary shoe, but in actuality 314 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:49,359 it's quite a handy weapon. 315 00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:54,698 And everything a cop in the field needs. We call it the Swiss Army shoe. 316 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,992 Great. What about the fiber samples? 317 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:59,703 Let me just show you one more thing. 318 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,665 You see these cuff-links I'm wearing? They're not just cuff-links. 319 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,502 Each one fires a single pin-sized dart 320 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:07,920 that knocks out your victim for a few minutes, 321 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:12,090 but does no permanent damage. Let me demonstrate on Ed. 322 00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:17,513 Why? 323 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:21,850 Don't worry, he'll be up and around in no time. 324 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:23,685 Why don't you take a pair? 325 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:26,188 Actually, I could use another pair of cuff-links. 326 00:27:26,271 --> 00:27:27,814 Good, I think you'll like them. 327 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:31,276 -You want this, Chief? -Yes, thank you, Al. 328 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:35,531 There's something on the side of your mouth, Al. No, the other side. 329 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:41,537 As you requested, Frank, we took some fiber samples from Nordberg's jacket. 330 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:44,957 -I'm afraid it doesn't look good. -What do you mean? 331 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,750 Take a look for yourself. 332 00:27:50,045 --> 00:27:52,589 -I can't see anything. -Use your open eye, Frank. 333 00:27:54,925 --> 00:27:56,635 Yeah, I can see it now. 334 00:27:56,718 --> 00:28:00,264 At first glance it appears to be only the normal cotton fibers. 335 00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:04,017 But when we focused in closer, we discovered a fine white powder. 336 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:06,979 We tested it. Pure heroin. 337 00:28:07,062 --> 00:28:08,730 How well do you know Nordberg, Frank? 338 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:13,986 We were partners for nine years, and he's my best friend. 339 00:28:14,278 --> 00:28:17,489 We can't allow personal feelings to get in the way of duty. 340 00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:18,866 Are you telling me that Nordberg... 341 00:28:18,949 --> 00:28:22,077 I'm telling you that the Queen arrives the day after tomorrow. 342 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,080 If the press picks this up with Nordberg still in the force, 343 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:27,958 it would be embarrassing for the police and the city. 344 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:31,670 I'm sorry, Frank. I'm giving you 24 hours to clear Nordberg. 345 00:28:43,015 --> 00:28:45,058 -Mr. Ludwig... -Yes? 346 00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:50,814 -A Mr. Pahpshmir is here. -Show him in. 347 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,447 Is there something wrong, Mr. Ludwig? 348 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,783 No, no, it's nothing. 349 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:04,786 -Then may we get down to business? -Certainly, please have a seat. 350 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:11,627 I can carry out your request. My price is $20 million. 351 00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:13,712 The price is not a problem. 352 00:29:15,214 --> 00:29:18,509 But there is some concern, on the part of those I represent, 353 00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:23,847 that you'd be able to complete so difficult a task. 354 00:29:25,641 --> 00:29:29,478 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, in all the world, 355 00:29:29,561 --> 00:29:31,772 who is the most effective assassin? 356 00:29:33,315 --> 00:29:34,858 Well, I would think, 357 00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:38,737 anyone who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin. 358 00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:44,159 Yes, but there's an even more ideal assassin. 359 00:29:45,869 --> 00:29:48,997 One who doesn't know he's an assassin. 360 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,918 -Care for some tea? -Yes, please. 361 00:29:53,752 --> 00:29:56,004 Dominique, service for two, please. 362 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:10,227 I must kill Pahpshmir. 363 00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,571 Would that be with cream and sugar, sir? 364 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,239 Mr. Pahpshmir? 365 00:30:25,868 --> 00:30:27,327 Cream only, please. 366 00:30:29,872 --> 00:30:30,998 There's a gun on the floor, sir. 367 00:30:31,456 --> 00:30:34,126 Just leave it there. It's all right. 368 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:36,170 -The tea, please. -Of course. 369 00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:43,719 Tell me, Mr. Pahpshmir, have you ever seen sensory-induced hypnosis? 370 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:46,054 I think I just have. 371 00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:48,724 But how will you get her near the target? 372 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:52,811 I doubt that it will be her. 373 00:30:52,895 --> 00:30:56,523 Good secretaries are so hard to find these days. 374 00:30:56,940 --> 00:30:58,650 And it seems to me 375 00:31:00,444 --> 00:31:03,739 anyone can be an assassin. 376 00:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,328 I had 24 hours to come up with something 377 00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:12,206 that would clear my good friend's name. 378 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:15,501 I decided to return to the hospital with Ludwig's records 379 00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,669 to see if I could jog Nordberg's memory. 380 00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:22,049 Dr. Alford, I have Mrs. Kepley's chart if you're ready to go over it. 381 00:31:22,132 --> 00:31:24,426 I'll be with you when I'm finished with Mr. Nordberg. 382 00:31:24,510 --> 00:31:25,677 Yes, Doctor. 383 00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,478 I'll have you out of here in a couple of... 384 00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:44,780 -I'd like to see Officer Nordberg. -I'll need you to sign... 385 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:46,365 Wait a minute... 386 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,492 Where's the police officer who was on guard at that door? 387 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:52,037 -Lieutenant Drebin sent him home. -Lieutenant Drebin? 388 00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:58,126 I must kill Nordberg, I must kill Nordberg... 389 00:31:58,252 --> 00:32:01,171 Drebin, Police Squad, let go of that pillow! 390 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:32,286 Medical emergency! 391 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:44,006 Drebin, Police Squad! Follow that black car! 392 00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:49,428 -The car! Follow that car. -Stephanie, check your mirror... 393 00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:52,222 Signal... Now pull into traffic. 394 00:32:57,728 --> 00:32:59,479 Try to ease off on the brakes. 395 00:33:02,191 --> 00:33:03,984 Give it some gas! 396 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,903 I know a short-cut. Turn left here! 397 00:33:09,239 --> 00:33:10,699 -There he is! -Easy... 398 00:33:26,632 --> 00:33:29,676 -Turn right! Follow him to the right. -It's okay... 399 00:33:29,885 --> 00:33:32,387 Normally you would not be going 65 400 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,723 down the wrong way of a one-way street. 401 00:33:37,643 --> 00:33:39,102 Apply the brakes... 402 00:33:40,562 --> 00:33:42,356 Now put it in reverse. 403 00:33:49,947 --> 00:33:52,407 -You dumb broad! -Stephanie... 404 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:54,576 Gently extend your arm... 405 00:33:56,286 --> 00:33:58,789 Extend your middle finger... 406 00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:04,419 Very good. Well done! 407 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:07,756 There he is! Go for it, Stephanie! 408 00:34:46,335 --> 00:34:47,963 No! 409 00:34:52,885 --> 00:34:54,636 Excuse me... 410 00:34:55,012 --> 00:35:00,809 All right, move on... Nothing to see here! Please disperse! 411 00:35:01,852 --> 00:35:04,188 Nothing to see here, please... 412 00:35:06,273 --> 00:35:10,444 The attempt on Nordberg's life left me shaken and disturbed. 413 00:35:10,527 --> 00:35:13,530 And all the questions kept coming up over and over again, 414 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:15,949 like bubbles in a case of club soda. 415 00:35:16,909 --> 00:35:19,244 Who was this character in the hospital? 416 00:35:19,328 --> 00:35:23,457 Why was he trying to kill Nordberg, and for whom? 417 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:25,209 Did Ludwig lie to me? 418 00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:29,796 I had no proof, but somehow I didn't quite trust him, either. 419 00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:33,425 Why was the I Luv You not listed in Ludwig's records? 420 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:39,097 And if it was, did he know about it? And if he didn't, who did? 421 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,350 And where the hell was I? 422 00:35:44,019 --> 00:35:46,313 It was almost midnight when I got to my door. 423 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:49,525 I just wanted a glass of Bosco and to slip under my blankets. 424 00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:52,986 But my night was just about to begin. 425 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,318 You're late. 426 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:38,282 That depends on what I'm late for. 427 00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:41,660 You said we should have dinner sometime. 428 00:36:41,743 --> 00:36:44,454 Tonight became some time. 429 00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:47,916 I'm boiling a roast. 430 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,880 How hot and wet do you like it? 431 00:36:53,338 --> 00:36:57,009 Very hot and awfully wet. 432 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:01,972 You seem to know your way around a kitchen. 433 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:04,266 I'm just as handy in other rooms of the house. 434 00:37:05,350 --> 00:37:06,852 That shirt looks familiar. 435 00:37:08,145 --> 00:37:09,980 It's yours. 436 00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:15,485 I didn't want to get stained or wrinkled, at least not yet. 437 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:22,117 Do you mind if I slip into something more comfortable? 438 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:31,752 There, that's better. 439 00:37:33,629 --> 00:37:35,964 I hope you brought your appetite. 440 00:37:36,965 --> 00:37:40,969 -I brought everything. -Well, then, dig in. 441 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:51,021 Interesting. Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today. 442 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,649 -I was young, I needed the work. -No, no. 443 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:55,817 They were taken down at Ludwig's docks. 444 00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,236 A Panamanian ship came in... 445 00:37:57,903 --> 00:37:59,863 It wasn't on Ludwig's records. 446 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:03,242 Probably an oversight. 447 00:38:03,325 --> 00:38:06,495 How is your meat? 448 00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:11,667 You be the judge of that. 449 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:21,552 I've got nine more. 450 00:38:26,974 --> 00:38:29,351 -Have you seen that ship? -I don't know. 451 00:38:29,434 --> 00:38:30,769 It doesn't look like one of ours. 452 00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:33,063 But then again, we deal with so many ships. 453 00:38:33,647 --> 00:38:36,775 Has Officer Nordberg told you anything? 454 00:38:36,859 --> 00:38:39,486 No, unfortunately there was another attempt on his life. 455 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:40,696 He's back in a coma. 456 00:38:41,071 --> 00:38:45,200 That's terrible. This world is such a violent place. 457 00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:47,536 If it wasn't, I'd be out of a job. 458 00:38:47,703 --> 00:38:49,955 I'd be back on the circuit riding moto-cross. 459 00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:52,708 But I'd give it all up to live in a world without crime. 460 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,043 That's beautiful. 461 00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:01,800 This is all happening too fast. 462 00:39:04,678 --> 00:39:06,346 I've been hurt before. 463 00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:08,432 I'm sorry. 464 00:39:11,185 --> 00:39:14,855 I'd known her for years, we used to go to all the police functions together. 465 00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:19,568 How I loved her, but she had her music. 466 00:39:20,402 --> 00:39:22,571 I think she had her music. 467 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:26,533 She hung out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. 468 00:39:26,617 --> 00:39:29,995 I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. 469 00:39:30,078 --> 00:39:33,332 Yet, she was on the road 300 days out of the year. 470 00:39:34,124 --> 00:39:38,712 I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was. 471 00:39:41,173 --> 00:39:46,470 It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy. 472 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:49,306 Boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, 473 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,517 and girl dies in a tragic blimp accident 474 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,435 over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. 475 00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:57,940 -Goodyear? -No, the worst. 476 00:39:58,065 --> 00:39:59,608 Poor dear... 477 00:40:03,362 --> 00:40:06,698 Now, now... I don't want to upset you. 478 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:12,162 Frank, it's not that. Why did you have to be so wonderful? 479 00:40:13,789 --> 00:40:15,040 There's something I ought to tell you. 480 00:40:15,123 --> 00:40:17,960 No! No need to tell me anything. 481 00:40:18,669 --> 00:40:21,713 What's in the past doesn't matter anyway. 482 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:23,674 Maybe... 483 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:27,636 Maybe we're just two lonely souls, who have found each other. 484 00:40:32,391 --> 00:40:34,017 Funny Face... 485 00:40:52,327 --> 00:40:55,914 I want you to know I practice safe sex. 486 00:40:56,623 --> 00:40:57,875 So do I. 487 00:42:31,885 --> 00:42:36,098 I had a wonderful day, Frank. I can't believe we just met yesterday. 488 00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:39,226 You really mean that, Jane? 489 00:42:39,309 --> 00:42:42,604 You're not just saying it because we exchanged bodily fluids? 490 00:42:42,896 --> 00:42:46,024 No, I really mean it. You're very special. 491 00:42:46,775 --> 00:42:50,070 -Can I interest you in a nightcap? -No, thank you, I don't wear them. 492 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:52,948 Actually, I'm on duty. We're on stake-out tonight. 493 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:57,244 But I'll be thinking about you. I'll call you tomorrow. 494 00:42:57,703 --> 00:42:58,954 Okay. 495 00:43:05,919 --> 00:43:07,296 Good night. 496 00:43:18,891 --> 00:43:21,727 I'm telling you, the answer is up there in Ludwig's office. 497 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:26,982 Call it a hunch, woman's intuition... Ludwig knows more than he's telling us. 498 00:43:27,399 --> 00:43:31,361 A hunch won't stand up in court, Frank. Where are your hard facts? 499 00:43:31,486 --> 00:43:35,324 Look, he's the only one outside of us who knew that Nordberg was still alive. 500 00:43:35,490 --> 00:43:39,703 Next thing we know, some thug tries to knock Nordberg off at the hospital. 501 00:43:39,870 --> 00:43:43,207 That may be, but breaking into Ludwig's office, 502 00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:45,292 you're taking a big chance. 503 00:43:45,375 --> 00:43:46,585 I know. 504 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,004 You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, 505 00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:51,006 or sticking your face in the fan. 506 00:43:51,089 --> 00:43:52,341 Look, there he is. 507 00:43:57,221 --> 00:44:00,182 All right, just trust me on this, Ed. I know I'm right. 508 00:44:00,265 --> 00:44:02,434 Okay, but be careful. 509 00:44:02,518 --> 00:44:04,937 Get a good night's sleep. I'll see you in the morning. 510 00:44:57,489 --> 00:44:58,949 Bingo! 511 00:45:46,371 --> 00:45:52,586 "Twenty million deposited, Omani Bank, Zurich, upon proof of Queen's death"? 512 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:13,435 Entering without a search warrant, 513 00:48:13,769 --> 00:48:19,608 destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... 514 00:48:19,691 --> 00:48:22,236 What the hell were you doing there in the first place? 515 00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,364 Yes, I'm sorry about that, Your Honor, but we have reason to believe 516 00:48:25,447 --> 00:48:28,909 that Vincent Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen. 517 00:48:29,201 --> 00:48:32,955 That's ridiculous! Where is this evidence? 518 00:48:33,956 --> 00:48:36,792 Well, it burned in the fire. 519 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,877 Gentlemen, 520 00:48:38,961 --> 00:48:43,173 Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community, 521 00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:48,136 and if we're all very nice to him, he will agree not to press charges. 522 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:50,722 -Your Honor... -Did I make myself clear? 523 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:54,142 Yes, Your Honor, very clear. Good day. 524 00:48:55,561 --> 00:48:57,312 Drebin... 525 00:48:57,813 --> 00:49:01,024 I don't want any more trouble like you had last year on the south side. 526 00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:02,317 Understand? 527 00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:04,027 That's my policy. 528 00:49:04,486 --> 00:49:07,489 Yes, well, when I see five weirdoes dressed in togas 529 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:09,241 stabbing a guy in the middle of the park 530 00:49:09,324 --> 00:49:12,452 in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. 531 00:49:12,619 --> 00:49:18,250 That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! 532 00:49:19,001 --> 00:49:23,630 -You killed five actors, good ones! -Your Honor... 533 00:49:23,714 --> 00:49:29,178 Drebin, your presence at the Queen's reception tonight will not be necessary! 534 00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,679 Is that understood? 535 00:49:31,138 --> 00:49:33,599 We understand, Your Honor. Thank you. 536 00:49:57,039 --> 00:50:00,751 ...and the plane has taxied to a stop. They're rolling out the steps. 537 00:50:00,834 --> 00:50:03,128 Any minute now, we expect the doors to open. 538 00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:04,963 And we'll get our first glimpse of the Queen, 539 00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:08,967 as she begins her first visit to Los Angeles in over five years. 540 00:50:09,051 --> 00:50:12,638 That's right, Bob, and it's a balmy, beautiful evening for it, too. 541 00:50:12,721 --> 00:50:16,683 She'll be going straight from here to a formal reception hosted by the Mayor, 542 00:50:16,767 --> 00:50:18,352 in honor of Her Majesty... 543 00:50:23,524 --> 00:50:25,067 -Jane! -Frank. 544 00:50:27,569 --> 00:50:31,240 -I'm just making dinner. Are you hungry? -Maybe just a bite. 545 00:50:32,407 --> 00:50:33,784 I just talked to Vincent Ludwig. 546 00:50:33,867 --> 00:50:35,452 He wanted me to ask you to meet him tonight. 547 00:50:35,536 --> 00:50:37,788 Jane, I think there's something you should know. 548 00:50:37,871 --> 00:50:40,040 I was up there to visit Ludwig's place last night. 549 00:50:40,123 --> 00:50:42,417 How nice! Did he show you his priceless collection 550 00:50:42,501 --> 00:50:45,087 of Ming vases and all those rare oil paintings? 551 00:50:45,212 --> 00:50:49,466 Jane! I think Vincent Ludwig is involved in a number of criminal activities. 552 00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:51,635 Frank, stop it! 553 00:50:51,718 --> 00:50:55,055 Vincent Ludwig is a well-respected, kind man. 554 00:50:55,138 --> 00:50:56,890 It's just too bad you don't know him like I do. 555 00:50:56,974 --> 00:50:59,935 -Yeah? And how's that? -What do you mean? 556 00:51:00,477 --> 00:51:04,022 I'm sorry. I'm worried about you. 557 00:51:04,106 --> 00:51:07,651 I don't trust him, and I don't want you to get mixed up in anything dangerous. 558 00:51:07,734 --> 00:51:09,653 Wung Woos? Back in business? 559 00:51:09,736 --> 00:51:11,321 I thought they closed down three years ago. 560 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:16,618 Gee, has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight, anyway. 561 00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:23,041 It's sweet of you to be concerned, but you're wrong about Ludwig. 562 00:51:23,125 --> 00:51:27,087 He's such a gentleman, he's so generous. 563 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,755 He just wants to talk with you 564 00:51:28,839 --> 00:51:31,466 and clear up any doubts that you may have about him. 565 00:51:32,301 --> 00:51:33,886 -When? -Tonight. 566 00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:36,096 He wants you to meet him at the 7th Street stockyards, 567 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,639 near the 53rd Street entrance. 568 00:51:37,723 --> 00:51:40,601 All right, but promise me that you'll be careful. 569 00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:44,188 Of course I will, Funny Face, for you. 570 00:51:45,189 --> 00:51:47,316 I've got to go. I'll see you tomorrow. 571 00:51:48,692 --> 00:51:50,986 Are you sure you won't have something to eat? 572 00:52:17,346 --> 00:52:19,598 Ludwig? 573 00:52:19,681 --> 00:52:22,893 -Drebin? -Yeah, I'm Drebin. 574 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:26,313 I have a message for you from Vincent Ludwig. 575 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:28,607 Take this, you lousy scum! 576 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:34,279 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Don't fire the gun while you're talking. 577 00:52:57,094 --> 00:53:01,473 All right! Put your gun down and your hands up. 578 00:53:35,757 --> 00:53:38,051 Matthews, stake out that end. 579 00:53:38,135 --> 00:53:40,804 Adcock, check for anyone suspicious-looking. 580 00:53:43,098 --> 00:53:44,474 What are you doing here? 581 00:53:44,558 --> 00:53:48,437 I just came from the stockyards, trading shots with one of Ludwig's goons. 582 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,731 They're planning on doing it tonight, here. 583 00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:52,441 That's why they're trying to knock me off. 584 00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:56,153 -Right, we'd better be on the lookout. -Excuse me, ma'am... 585 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,654 Security... 586 00:54:00,157 --> 00:54:02,951 All right, just relax, take it easy... 587 00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:05,954 -Nothing's going to happen. -I didn't do anything... 588 00:54:06,038 --> 00:54:07,748 Yeah? Well, how about this? 589 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:11,376 You think we were born yesterday? You didn't do anything? 590 00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:14,087 -I've got rights... -Look, Ed! 591 00:54:14,171 --> 00:54:16,882 He's got a picture of your wife! 592 00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:18,300 Ethel! 593 00:54:20,219 --> 00:54:25,307 -All right, anyone else seeing his wife? -That's okay, Frank. 594 00:54:25,390 --> 00:54:26,558 Let's get in the hall. 595 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:39,154 Are you enjoying yourself, my dear? 596 00:54:39,613 --> 00:54:41,907 Mr. Ludwig, I'm so excited to be here. 597 00:54:41,990 --> 00:54:46,578 -I really do appreciate your inviting me. -The pleasure is all mine, my dear. 598 00:54:46,662 --> 00:54:48,080 And perhaps, afterwards, we can... 599 00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,000 -Drebin! -Frank! 600 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:55,212 You're both right. Surprised to see me, Mr. Ludwig? 601 00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:58,173 This is not the time or place to talk. 602 00:54:58,423 --> 00:55:00,759 It's way past the time we talk. 603 00:55:00,843 --> 00:55:03,679 The gloves are off, I'm playing hardball, Ludwig. 604 00:55:03,762 --> 00:55:06,890 It's 4th and 15, and you're looking at a full court press. 605 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:11,770 Mr. Drebin! If you have evidence, then use it. 606 00:55:11,854 --> 00:55:15,983 If not, I am warning you, get off my back! 607 00:55:16,108 --> 00:55:19,152 Or I promise you, it will cost you dearly. 608 00:55:20,863 --> 00:55:22,614 Frank, what's wrong? 609 00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:25,951 A lot of things, sweetie-pie. 610 00:55:26,034 --> 00:55:28,495 A little meeting that turned into a peek-a-boo session with bullets 611 00:55:28,579 --> 00:55:30,622 all set up by someone who's been playing me like a violin 612 00:55:30,706 --> 00:55:32,207 at the annual saps' convention. 613 00:55:32,583 --> 00:55:34,835 Funny Face, I don't know what you're talking about. 614 00:55:34,918 --> 00:55:39,047 My stockyard meeting, butterwings. Or don't you remember setting that up? 615 00:55:39,256 --> 00:55:41,592 Mr. Ludwig said you called the meeting off. 616 00:55:41,758 --> 00:55:44,595 -Believe me... -Hum me another one, shnooky lumps. 617 00:55:44,678 --> 00:55:46,972 Frank, it's the truth. 618 00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:50,100 It's true what they say, cops and women don't mix. 619 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:51,643 Like eating a spoonful of Drano. 620 00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:55,522 Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. 621 00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:57,900 Too bad, sugar puff. 622 00:55:59,067 --> 00:56:00,777 We could have been something. 623 00:56:02,070 --> 00:56:05,908 -I was only doing what I was told to do. -Like make love to me? 624 00:56:06,158 --> 00:56:07,242 Frank! 625 00:56:08,785 --> 00:56:11,038 That only makes things easier, princess. 626 00:56:11,121 --> 00:56:14,374 To think I trusted you. I made a big mistake. 627 00:56:14,708 --> 00:56:18,170 -Here, you can take this back. -Whose is that? 628 00:56:20,339 --> 00:56:22,257 -Doesn't matter. -Hey, watch it! 629 00:56:22,341 --> 00:56:24,092 Take care of yourself, baby. 630 00:56:25,886 --> 00:56:29,348 By the way, I faked every orgasm. 631 00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:32,559 Funny Face... 632 00:56:33,435 --> 00:56:36,480 And to commemorate our friendship, 633 00:56:36,563 --> 00:56:40,567 the City of Los Angeles is proud to present to the royal family 634 00:56:40,651 --> 00:56:42,861 this Revolutionary War musket, 635 00:56:42,945 --> 00:56:46,281 generously donated by Mr. Vincent Ludwig. 636 00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:53,872 Ladies and gentlemen, Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II. 637 00:57:29,658 --> 00:57:33,620 It's disgusting the way they splash this stuff all over the newspapers. 638 00:57:34,371 --> 00:57:36,415 What is journalism coming to? 639 00:57:37,291 --> 00:57:40,919 You lying on top of the Queen with her legs wrapped around you. 640 00:57:41,003 --> 00:57:42,504 They call that news. 641 00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:46,091 They can't kick you off the force, Frank, it's just not fair. 642 00:57:46,175 --> 00:57:49,595 Well, now, Ed, life isn't always fair. 643 00:57:49,678 --> 00:57:54,474 Just think, the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. 644 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:59,146 Look at that, the missing evidence in the Kelner case. 645 00:57:59,229 --> 00:58:01,899 My God! He was innocent. 646 00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:05,110 He went to the chair two years ago, Frank. 647 00:58:05,194 --> 00:58:06,904 Well... 648 00:58:06,987 --> 00:58:12,075 What's the use? What good are these damned awards and citations now? 649 00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:13,660 Hey, Frank... 650 00:58:13,952 --> 00:58:15,996 Frank, that's not your desk. 651 00:58:16,663 --> 00:58:17,998 -Frank. -Jane. 652 00:58:18,081 --> 00:58:20,042 I've been looking all over for you. 653 00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:22,878 What are you doing here? Running another errand for your boyfriend? 654 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:25,923 I tried to call you last night. I even went by your place. 655 00:58:26,006 --> 00:58:28,884 -Where were you? -I was out walking, all night. 656 00:58:28,967 --> 00:58:32,137 Frank, you've got to listen to me. I've important information for you. 657 00:58:32,221 --> 00:58:33,305 Please believe me. 658 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:35,974 Vincent Ludwig, there was never anything between us. 659 00:58:36,058 --> 00:58:39,353 -He likes East German men. -And what about you? 660 00:58:40,395 --> 00:58:41,688 I like cops. 661 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,357 All right! 662 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,567 Hey, settle down, take it easy. 663 00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:49,696 -What have you got? -I overheard Ludwig after the banquet. 664 00:58:49,947 --> 00:58:51,823 You were right all along. 665 00:58:51,907 --> 00:58:54,076 Ludwig is planning to have someone assassinate the Queen. 666 00:58:55,077 --> 00:58:57,287 -Where? -At the baseball game. 667 00:58:57,371 --> 00:59:00,791 The Queen will be Ludwig's guest. I'm supposed to be with them. 668 00:59:00,874 --> 00:59:04,920 You're telling us Ludwig is just going to shoot the Queen in front of 60,000 fans? 669 00:59:05,003 --> 00:59:07,673 He said a player's gonna do it in the 7th inning stretch. 670 00:59:07,756 --> 00:59:11,009 -The game starts in 20 minutes. -I'd better get down there right away. 671 00:59:11,093 --> 00:59:14,054 -I'll go with you. -No, you stay with Ludwig. 672 00:59:14,137 --> 00:59:17,266 -That way we won't arouse suspicion. -Right. Okay, let's go. 673 00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:21,520 Wait! I've gotten you guys into enough trouble already. 674 00:59:21,645 --> 00:59:23,272 I don't want you to risk this for me. I'll go alone. 675 00:59:23,355 --> 00:59:28,485 No! This is going to get you back on the force, Frank. We're all right behind you. 676 00:59:30,946 --> 00:59:32,072 Frank! 677 00:59:32,865 --> 00:59:35,701 I wanted you to know, now. 678 00:59:35,784 --> 00:59:39,997 I've loved you since the first day I met you, and I'll never stop. 679 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,832 I'm a very lucky woman. 680 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:44,835 So am I. 681 00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:56,555 Good afternoon to everyone. We're coming to you live from the Big A, 682 00:59:56,638 --> 01:00:00,559 where the California Angels meet the Seattle Mariners in a showdown 683 01:00:00,642 --> 01:00:04,146 for the division lead in this exciting American League West Contest. 684 01:00:04,313 --> 01:00:07,983 Hello, everybody, I'm Curt Gowdy, along with Jim Palmer, 685 01:00:08,108 --> 01:00:12,779 Tim McCarver, Dick Vitale, Mel Allen, Dick Enberg, 686 01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:14,573 and Dr. Joyce Brothers, 687 01:00:14,656 --> 01:00:17,492 inviting you to join us for this all important ballgame. 688 01:00:17,576 --> 01:00:20,245 And a very special game it is, as we all know, 689 01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:23,248 this game is being attended by Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth. 690 01:00:23,332 --> 01:00:26,126 I'm sure Her Majesty will enjoy this game, Jim. 691 01:00:27,044 --> 01:00:31,340 -We've got all the exits covered. -I ought to arrest Ludwig right now. 692 01:00:31,423 --> 01:00:35,219 No, Frank, without evidence, we've got to let him make the first move. 693 01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:37,513 The Mayor would have you arrested on the spot. 694 01:00:37,638 --> 01:00:39,181 You gotta stay out of sight. 695 01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:42,309 I gotta get that assassin before the 7th inning stretch. 696 01:00:42,392 --> 01:00:44,144 It could be any one of those players. 697 01:00:44,228 --> 01:00:47,356 I gotta find a way to get down on the field and search those players. 698 01:00:47,481 --> 01:00:51,735 Ladies and gentlemen, please rise and give a hearty Los Angeles welcome 699 01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:54,071 to her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. 700 01:01:03,080 --> 01:01:04,748 One moment, ma'am. 701 01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:10,003 -There! -Move down. 702 01:01:25,727 --> 01:01:30,440 -My dear, is something bothering you? -No, why do you ask? 703 01:01:30,524 --> 01:01:35,028 You haven't said a word. You seem nervous. 704 01:01:35,112 --> 01:01:39,491 Well, you know how important this game is for the Angels. 705 01:01:39,908 --> 01:01:43,495 Why is he not here now? I do not like being made to wait for him. 706 01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,497 Mr. Pallazzo, our head usher will be here 707 01:01:45,581 --> 01:01:49,626 in two minutes to take you onto the field. Please, just wait in here. 708 01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:54,047 -He should be here now, understand? -Yes, sir, I'll send him right over. 709 01:01:54,131 --> 01:01:56,592 I do not wait for him, he waits for me! 710 01:02:02,014 --> 01:02:05,142 -Yes? -Mr. Pallazzo? I am the head usher. 711 01:02:05,225 --> 01:02:07,978 I'm here to... Excuse me... 712 01:02:14,026 --> 01:02:17,029 -Mr. Pallazzo? -Yes? 713 01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:20,365 -I'm the head usher. -One second. 714 01:02:21,283 --> 01:02:25,329 Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the California Angels 715 01:02:25,412 --> 01:02:26,997 and the City of Los Angeles, 716 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,042 on the occasion of Her Majesty's royal visit, 717 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:34,671 please welcome internationally renowned opera star, Enrico Pallazzo. 718 01:02:39,259 --> 01:02:42,262 Ladies and gentlemen, let us honor America, 719 01:02:42,721 --> 01:02:47,392 as Mr. Pallazzo will now sing our National Anthem. 720 01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:56,610 Oh, say, can you see 721 01:02:57,110 --> 01:03:01,573 By the dawn's early light 722 01:03:01,823 --> 01:03:06,078 What so proudly we hailed 723 01:03:06,161 --> 01:03:10,415 -Frank? -In the twilight's last gleaming 724 01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:14,503 Those broad stripes and bright stars 725 01:03:15,045 --> 01:03:19,675 In the perilous night 726 01:03:20,133 --> 01:03:24,346 O'er the ramparts we watched 727 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:34,731 And the rockets' red glare 728 01:03:34,815 --> 01:03:38,235 And the bombs in the air 729 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,864 Gave proof to the night 730 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:47,619 That we still had our flag 731 01:03:47,703 --> 01:03:52,708 Oh, say, does that flag banner 732 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:57,462 Wave over all the free 733 01:03:57,963 --> 01:04:01,967 In the home of the land 734 01:04:02,050 --> 01:04:07,139 And the land of the free! 735 01:04:09,975 --> 01:04:11,852 And now, as the crowd settles back down, 736 01:04:11,935 --> 01:04:16,190 we'll wait for the exchange of line-ups and the start of today's ballgame. 737 01:04:24,740 --> 01:04:29,411 Excuse me... Could you tell me... Is this an official bat? 738 01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:36,210 Well, the Queen's visit has brought a sell-out crowd. Could be a record! 739 01:04:36,668 --> 01:04:38,670 While the fans wait for the first pitch, 740 01:04:38,754 --> 01:04:41,006 they're being entertained by the stadium's Angel-vision, 741 01:04:41,089 --> 01:04:44,885 showing some of those unusual moments in baseball over the years. 742 01:05:04,988 --> 01:05:06,490 Sorry, fellas. 743 01:05:34,977 --> 01:05:36,728 How about that? 744 01:05:39,064 --> 01:05:41,859 Ladies and gentlemen, now taking the field, 745 01:05:41,942 --> 01:05:43,652 your California Angels. 746 01:05:52,077 --> 01:05:55,414 For the safety of our players and yourselves, 747 01:05:55,497 --> 01:05:59,459 we ask that you do not throw any objects in the stands or on the field. 748 01:05:59,543 --> 01:06:01,712 We thank you for your cooperation. 749 01:06:04,882 --> 01:06:09,303 So, as the Angels take the field, we're ready for the first pitch ceremony, 750 01:06:09,386 --> 01:06:13,098 with the Queen of England ready to toss out the first ball. 751 01:06:16,935 --> 01:06:19,146 How about that Queen, ladies and gentlemen? 752 01:06:19,229 --> 01:06:20,898 Let's have a nice round of applause. 753 01:06:20,981 --> 01:06:23,692 Now we're ready for the start of the game. 754 01:06:23,775 --> 01:06:26,153 I'm sure that group of lovely ladies would agree. 755 01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:27,404 Well, they ought to. 756 01:06:27,487 --> 01:06:30,449 Those are the players' wives on hand to enjoy the game with us today. 757 01:06:38,498 --> 01:06:41,460 What do you say, Cummings? Are we going to do this today? 758 01:06:41,543 --> 01:06:44,796 Do what? Play ball! 759 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:51,053 Frank! Al, it's Frank! 760 01:06:56,099 --> 01:06:57,643 And this game is underway. 761 01:06:57,726 --> 01:07:00,521 Dave Spiwack ready to face Jay Johnstone. 762 01:07:19,790 --> 01:07:23,669 -Nothing to report so far, Chief. -Don't worry, Al. 763 01:07:23,752 --> 01:07:27,256 If one of those players is the killer, Frank is going to find him. 764 01:07:27,339 --> 01:07:29,466 Even if he has to search every one of them. 765 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:37,599 Good luck, pal... Are you all right? Let's see if that uniform is straight... 766 01:07:38,267 --> 01:07:42,479 Good back here. Let's see your shirt. You should take a large. 767 01:07:42,813 --> 01:07:43,939 A little tight in the crotch. 768 01:07:45,774 --> 01:07:47,442 All right, all set! 769 01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:52,281 Okay, play ball! 770 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:04,334 Batter up. 771 01:08:21,602 --> 01:08:22,895 Strike? 772 01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:29,151 Strike one! 773 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,251 Strike two! 774 01:09:01,642 --> 01:09:06,354 Three! Strike three! 775 01:09:07,731 --> 01:09:10,234 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 776 01:09:21,578 --> 01:09:22,871 Hey! 777 01:09:56,238 --> 01:09:57,614 You're clean. 778 01:11:49,351 --> 01:11:50,519 Have you found him yet? 779 01:11:50,602 --> 01:11:52,396 No, and I've searched almost everybody. 780 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:56,567 I saw that. There's only one more out before the 7th-inning stretch. 781 01:11:56,650 --> 01:11:59,778 I'll have my men on the alert, but you'll have to stall them. 782 01:11:59,862 --> 01:12:03,282 -Don't let them get that third out. -Right, Ed. 783 01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:10,330 The Mariner shortstop, number four, Armando Fishonee. 784 01:12:18,505 --> 01:12:19,715 Ball! 785 01:12:20,132 --> 01:12:21,300 Ball? 786 01:12:31,852 --> 01:12:32,853 Ball. 787 01:12:46,491 --> 01:12:47,576 Get out of my way! 788 01:12:48,410 --> 01:12:50,537 Catch it! Catch it! 789 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:55,918 Fair ball! 790 01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:58,879 Go, go, go... He's going home! 791 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,590 Block the plate! 792 01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:03,926 -Safe. -Safe? What do you mean? 793 01:13:04,218 --> 01:13:05,260 I don't believe it! 794 01:13:08,430 --> 01:13:10,307 Hey, second base, on two! 795 01:13:11,433 --> 01:13:13,143 There's the throw by the catcher, 796 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:16,480 and they've got Fishonee hung up between first and second. 797 01:13:16,563 --> 01:13:17,648 What the hell do you think you're doing? 798 01:13:20,943 --> 01:13:24,988 Hey, you're not supposed to do that! Wait a minute! Stop him! 799 01:13:25,322 --> 01:13:27,115 Stop that right now! Give me that ball. 800 01:13:32,371 --> 01:13:33,956 I know it's hard to believe, 801 01:13:34,039 --> 01:13:37,876 but apparently the umpires have got Fishonee in a rundown. 802 01:13:41,421 --> 01:13:42,840 -Safe. -Safe? 803 01:13:42,923 --> 01:13:44,466 How about that? 804 01:13:44,842 --> 01:13:46,969 -He's out! Out! -Safe! 805 01:13:47,135 --> 01:13:49,513 -He was safe! Safe! -He was out! 806 01:13:49,805 --> 01:13:51,390 Now there's a sight I've never seen. 807 01:13:54,309 --> 01:13:56,436 Safe, safe, safe! 808 01:13:58,230 --> 01:14:00,983 He was safe. He never tagged him with the ball. 809 01:14:01,066 --> 01:14:04,069 You idiot! He ran out of the baseline in the first place. 810 01:14:04,361 --> 01:14:06,905 -I've had enough. You're out of here! -What do you mean? 811 01:14:06,989 --> 01:14:09,116 You can't throw an umpire out of the game. 812 01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,618 All right! You're out of here! 813 01:14:14,121 --> 01:14:16,999 Even the guy running the scoreboard up there says he was out. 814 01:14:17,082 --> 01:14:18,709 And he's way up there on the mezzanine. 815 01:14:20,711 --> 01:14:22,838 My God! It's the third out. 816 01:14:39,313 --> 01:14:42,399 I must kill the Queen. 817 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:49,823 I must kill the Queen. 818 01:14:52,075 --> 01:14:54,369 Frank, it's the right-fielder! 819 01:14:54,828 --> 01:14:58,332 You're the worst umpire I've ever seen. What game are you looking at? 820 01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:04,379 You're right, he was safe. You're the boss. 821 01:15:04,713 --> 01:15:07,257 Now we're gonna take you for a little walk. 822 01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:10,135 I respected you. How could you do something so vicious? 823 01:15:10,219 --> 01:15:15,432 It was easy, my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor. 824 01:15:15,516 --> 01:15:17,601 Now let's go, quietly! 825 01:15:22,022 --> 01:15:24,149 -Hey, look at that! -Come on, let's get him. 826 01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:37,704 Kick him in the balls! 827 01:16:10,737 --> 01:16:13,782 I must kill the Queen. 828 01:16:31,550 --> 01:16:36,013 The umpire... He saved the Queen's life. 829 01:16:36,096 --> 01:16:38,223 That's not the umpire, Your Honor. 830 01:16:42,227 --> 01:16:44,188 Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo! 831 01:16:47,774 --> 01:16:50,903 Enrico Pallazzo, Enrico Pallazzo... 832 01:16:51,195 --> 01:16:52,613 Drebin! 833 01:16:52,863 --> 01:16:56,200 Frank! Frank! Frank! 834 01:17:00,037 --> 01:17:01,538 Frank! 835 01:17:01,622 --> 01:17:04,333 Frank! Help! 836 01:17:15,928 --> 01:17:17,012 Hold it, Ludwig! 837 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,641 Stay where you are, Drebin. 838 01:17:20,724 --> 01:17:23,060 -He's got a gun. -I know. 839 01:17:23,644 --> 01:17:26,688 You ruined my life, Drebin. Now I'm going to ruin yours. 840 01:17:26,939 --> 01:17:29,983 -Leave the girl alone. -I am. I'm going to kill you. 841 01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:32,027 I see... 842 01:17:35,364 --> 01:17:37,533 Two can play at that game! 843 01:17:44,498 --> 01:17:47,334 -You killed him! -No. He's just stunned. 844 01:17:47,417 --> 01:17:49,211 He'll be all right in a couple of minutes. 845 01:17:55,551 --> 01:17:56,844 Well... 846 01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:25,914 Frank, that's horrible. 847 01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:30,460 -That's so horrible. -I know, Ed. 848 01:18:31,670 --> 01:18:33,755 My father went the same way. 849 01:18:49,855 --> 01:18:53,775 I must kill Frank Drebin. 850 01:18:53,984 --> 01:18:57,112 I must kill Frank Drebin. 851 01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:59,615 No, no, don't shoot. 852 01:19:00,824 --> 01:19:04,411 Jane, it's me... 853 01:19:07,289 --> 01:19:08,457 Funny Face. 854 01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:12,211 I must kill Frank Drebin. 855 01:19:12,294 --> 01:19:14,671 You love Frank Drebin. 856 01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:17,132 And Frank Drebin loves you. 857 01:19:18,175 --> 01:19:20,677 Jane, listen to me. 858 01:19:20,761 --> 01:19:25,766 If you don't love me, you might as well pull that trigger, because without you 859 01:19:25,849 --> 01:19:28,810 I wouldn't want to live, anyway. 860 01:19:28,894 --> 01:19:34,191 I've finally found someone I can love, good clean love. 861 01:19:34,358 --> 01:19:35,984 Without utensils. 862 01:19:36,485 --> 01:19:38,946 I must kill Frank Drebin. 863 01:19:40,155 --> 01:19:42,741 It's a topsy-turvy world, Jane, 864 01:19:42,824 --> 01:19:46,245 and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans, 865 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:48,622 but this is our hill. 866 01:19:48,747 --> 01:19:50,499 And these are our beans. 867 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:55,504 Jane, since I met you, I notice things that I never knew were there before. 868 01:19:55,587 --> 01:20:00,342 Birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, 869 01:20:01,426 --> 01:20:03,136 stoplights... 870 01:20:03,679 --> 01:20:05,597 -I must kill... -Jane! 871 01:20:05,931 --> 01:20:10,352 This morning I bought something for you... 872 01:20:11,687 --> 01:20:16,775 It's not very much, but pretty good for an honest policeman's salary. 873 01:20:18,068 --> 01:20:22,030 It's an engagement ring. I would've given it to you earlier, 874 01:20:22,406 --> 01:20:25,242 but I wanted to wait until we were alone. 875 01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:32,416 -I... -I love you, Jane. 876 01:20:38,338 --> 01:20:39,798 Frank! 877 01:20:52,394 --> 01:20:53,937 I'm sorry. 878 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:08,493 I'm sorry that I yelled at you yesterday, really. 879 01:21:11,580 --> 01:21:12,915 Drebin! 880 01:21:13,081 --> 01:21:15,667 I was wrong about you. 881 01:21:15,751 --> 01:21:19,880 This city, and I guess the whole world, owes you a debt of gratitude. 882 01:21:19,963 --> 01:21:21,089 Thank you, Mayor. 883 01:21:21,381 --> 01:21:24,468 And Monday morning, we want you back at Police Squad 884 01:21:25,594 --> 01:21:27,554 with a promotion to captain, of course. 885 01:21:27,846 --> 01:21:30,807 -Mayor... -But don't thank me. 886 01:21:30,891 --> 01:21:33,560 There's someone else here who wants to thank you. 887 01:21:33,644 --> 01:21:36,104 -Nordberg! -How are you, buddy? 888 01:21:36,188 --> 01:21:38,690 Doc says I should be on my feet and as good as new in a week. 889 01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:43,111 -And back on the force! -Nordberg, that's wonderful! 890 01:21:44,530 --> 01:21:47,241 Oh, Frank! Everyone should have a friend like you.